Math is the only place where I hear a person buying 60 watermelons.

deathcab4booty:

iwillnotsaygoodbye-:

myrememberall:

therobinboywonder:

jonghyunisamotherfuckingpen:

“Juan wants to buy 30 pounds of candy-“

“Jimmy, Jack, and Joanna want to split the fare to fly to Africa for the day—”

“I had 10 chocolate bars. I ate 9 of them. What do I have now?”

DIABETES, MAYBE?

let me reblog this again

The last one. CAN’T. BREATHE.

This whole post is glorious. 

LMFAO, OH MY GOODNESS. CAN I JUST SAVE THIS FOREVER OR? 

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